https://tube.loping.net/videos/watch/44b76d78-77a6-40a9-a37c-df725751c9d6 Available on iTunes http://tinyurl.com/3bpfnnr Original vid here: http://tinyurl.com/yeujdsj LYRICS BELOW: BEARD WITH GLUE I bought a lot of good weed And a bottle of milk A soggy eggshell The phantom's gonna teach me how to break the submarine 'Cause I'm real laid back My owl wore clothes The zebra thinks he's half not black Hope you fall On your burger and fries The bullfrog hates you I saw your friends Drowning in blood And I sold the wine to you Guess I'll shave a beard with glue Caught your dog in my hut, It's a well-known mutt It took chicken from my fridge As I was frying hot ducks On a freezing night It always liked to bite Where's them boobies? I wanna ice this cake Hope you fall On your burger and fries The bullfrog hates you I saw your friends Drowning in blood And I sold the wine to you Guess I'll shave a beard with glue Who do you think would win in a bear fight in the night? Who's gonna hoard dark water for days? Can't be around dogs who fart all the time Quit sneaking off and punching little orphan Brazilians Hope you fall On your burger and fries The bullfrog hates you I saw your friends Drowning in blood And I sold the wine to you Guess I'll shave a beard with glue Psychotic dog, psychotic dog Psychotic dog, psychotic doggy Gonna shave that beard with glue. Music and Lyrics © 2011, Bad Lip Reading Sun, 12 Jul 2026 14:14:22 GMT https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html PeerTube - https://tube.loping.net https://tube.loping.net/lazy-static/avatars/8a56e488-2120-4649-a417-badf5893657b.png https://tube.loping.net/videos/watch/44b76d78-77a6-40a9-a37c-df725751c9d6 All rights reserved, unless otherwise specified in the terms specified at https://tube.loping.net/about and potential licenses granted by each content's rightholder.